“White Kids Dying of Hunger”

Paint it Black are some pretty righteous dudes. They damn well better have been considering all of the trekking around Hoboken we had to do.  Nathan had several broken toes, so by the end of the night he was about two clicks away from buying some drugs from the fat shits in jump suits at the Italian festival and then leaving it to yours truly to amputate.  We got in at around 7:00 (about half in the bag) and b-lined to the bar.  We each put away a couple drinks and then started needling Dan Yemin with text messages until the poor guy revealed himself to be sitting two feet away.  Sorry buddy! Continue reading »

“Spew My Venom”

Photo courtesy of Renee McMahon

Catching snakes is easier than shooting fish in a barrel.  After 4 pitchers of screwdrivers these guys rolled over like Rush Limbaugh on the nod and would answer just about anything.  I was about to start asking for sex advice until I realized I wasn’t getting any and they probably weren’t either.  This was fun though.  I managed to stretch it for about an hour until we just got kicked out.  Apparently it’s like impolite or something to drink in the basement of somebody’s venue while they’re trying to close.  I’ll make sure to remember that the next time I urinate under the bar at Kung Fu Necktie. Continue reading »